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Our Vision For Arcadia: The Monster Raving Shrek Party's 2017 Manifesto

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1. Equality We from MRS believe in equality for all. Whether you are an ogre, a princess, a gingerbread man or a privileged cat assassin in boots, we promise to make all feel equal here. We will make this happen by having equal pay for both sexes, and crumble the barriers of gender divide by introducing unisex bathrooms and fighting the discrimination that still rears its ugly head in Arcadia. Everyone will have equal opportunities for employment regardless of background. It shouldn’t be that the three blind mice and Prince Charming are doing such different jobs. Our equality will put an end to this. Equalotti is not just a pun, it’s a promise. 2. Education If Pinocchio had got a decent higher education, who’s to say he wouldn’t have turned into a truly wonderful citizen whom lying would never enter his consciousness? Unfortunately under the current system, the high prices would have stopped him from doing this. The MRS proposes that this is put to an end with reduced fees to Higher Ed

Equalotti (Justice For All) - Official Campaign Song

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Enjoy the life changing official Monster Raving Shrek party campaign song! #equalotti2k17

Why you should vote for the Monster Raving Shrek Party

A quick runthrough of all the issues that make MRS Party the best party to vote for. It may be a familiar story, the big day is approaching, time to install your new government and though you’re excited you have no idea who to vote for. I’m here to make your choice easy and fun, as I show you why one particular party really has the best interests of all of Arcadia at heart. Firstly, we are the only party that is striving for true equality. It’s our driving mission, the piece de resistance, what keeps us awake at night as we figure out how best we can run the country. If you want a better life for yourself and everyone else, vote for equality, vote for equalotti. That slogan is not just a clever pun, it’s a constant reminder that Lotti and Jake will stick to our principles and make you glad you voted us in. Through equality we’re going to bring about a better life for everyone, if you’re a student, we have affordable higher education plans so you can get that start you’re

Our Presidential Candidates: Working For The Disadvantaged

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Today, our presidential and vice-presidential candidates took part in a 10k fun run in order to raise money for a charity helping the disadvantaged in society. The fun run has raised a massive sum and between them our candidates alone have managed to raise over £5,000 in sponsors. Every penny of this is going to the charity, just showing how much we will do to help the disadvantaged in society. These fun runs are the kind of work certain other parties see as unimportant: all money the likes of the Liberal Democats and the Iron Brunionist Party raise is given to themselves and no one else. Wouldn't you want candidates who care about the disadvantaged and give to charities helping them elected? If yes, join our campaign for #Equalotti2k17

Welcome!

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This is a blog which will publish news and updates on the Monster Raving Shrek parties campaign to make their candidates Lotti and Jake President and Vice President of Arcadia. Some of our policies include:- -Equal rights for all  - Affordable higher education - Interest-Free loans - More apprenticeships - Enough jobs for all - Lowering the voting age to 16 after mandatory political education - A fairer tax system All of this and more will be included in our manifesto, which will be coming in the following weeks. Join our campaign to fight for  #Equalotti2k17  in Arcadia!